Pirates Generally had a Plan- So, a Pirate Walked into a Bar…

… and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened?  You look terrible.”   “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”   “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”   “Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon […]

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